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Newt Politics


FANNIE & FREDDIE - Newt are you going to give the money back?


TAGS: newt
Rating: 2.14/5

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NEWT GINGRICH - PROOF OF EVOLUTION




CRAZY OBAMA - Still a better alternative than the mormons, psycho fact-ignorers, chubbie old white dudes, and pizza-guy-womanizers running against him




NEWT GINGRICH - for president




GARY BUSEY - Endorses Newt Gingrich




HEY NEWT - do you have a soul?




FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY FAIL -




THE DARK SIDE - brace yourself Newt is going to turn ugly




BLOVIATE - blo·vi·ate/ Verb: To talk at length, esp. in an inflated, pompous or empty way.




MORALS - This guy has "ZERO"




NEWT GINGRICH - "The higher a monkey climbs on the pole, the more you can see his butt." David Axelrod Would this comment be okay if it was about Obama?




BILL CLINTON - Frankly, I'm fed up with politicians in Washington lecturing the rest of us about family values. Our families have values. But our government doesn’t.




GOTCHA - see how I side stepped my leadership failures (also works for marriages)




NEWT - SLIMY AND SLIPPERY JUST LIKE THE SALAMANDER HE WAS NAMED AFTER




NEWT STRATEGY - Obama wants to increase the debt ceiling $1.2 Trillion more: so lets attack Romney for running a business that made a profit!




ONE TIME - at band camp


TAGS: newt
Rating: 3.63/5

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CITIZENS UNITED - Apparently this conservative group didn't get the memo.




NEWT GINGRICH - comments on Obamacare




NEWT'S MORALITY -




CALLISTA GINGRICH - the reason newt fell in love with a moon




NEWT GINGRICH - As King he will not listen to the U.S. Court system.




SOLICITING THE SENIOR VOTER - That might work, Newt.




Newt -




EASY NEWT -




NEWT - is hard to remove




NEWT - Ignored by the GOP at the zoo




WHY CAN'T I BE PRESIDENT - I have the trophy wife




NEWT WILL YOU BOW OUT? - Talk to the Hand




NEWT FOR PRES - sponsored by Tiffany & Company




NEWT - and then HE called you a liar




FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY - Does not mean being 4.5 million in debt and having your 500$ check to get on the Utah ballot bounce, Newt.




NEWT - running for president.... I think the Gieco Gecko would make a better candidate myself....


TAGS: newt
Rating: 4.8/5

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IS THAT NEWT'S HAND? -




NEWT? - A conservative?




WHAT TIME IS IT? - Time to go bye bye




DEFINITION OF A NEWT - A newt is an amphibian of the Salamander family




PROPHET NEWT - "I’m Going to Be The Nominee"




DEFEATING CLIMATE CHANGE COMMERCIAL - Your campaign's over before it started, Newt!




NEWT ON NEWT - my ego is this long




NEWT AND IMPROVED? - Nah. Try old and abandoned.




School Shootings -




WHINING NEWT - Asked Sunday whether he felt that he had been "swiftboated," Gingrich replied, "I feel Romney-boated."




CAMPAIGN PROMISES - When I am elected President, I promise our next war will be very profitable to the industrial war machine and the 1% .




NEWT LOGIC - "Bush Won't Win If He Runs To Continue Reaganism"




NEWT QUOTE - "President Reagan is clearly failing.”




NOW WE KNOW - Where our priorities differ.


TAGS: nra newtown
Rating: 3/5

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PapaFox - January 20, 2013, 12:55 pm
1) You just Godwinized yourself again, 2) convincing yourself that I'm an EvIl LeFtIsT is self-deluding, 3) Nazis were far right, not far left.
foxrecon19d - January 20, 2013, 12:30 pm
Yup...Your priorities are to push extremist leftist viewpoints so as to cause hate, fear and anger through the use of Nazi -style propaganda, all the while claiming not to use Nazi-style propaganda to promote hate, fear and anger.


MOMMA SAYS - go negative




FEMALE VOTE - Has the GOP given up?




NEWT = NON-CON - Newt's backing a RINO (Scozzafava) who yielded to a conservative & supported a Democrat.




GOP -




NASTY NEWT -


TAGS: newt gingrich chucky tiffany freddiemac
Rating: 2.7/5

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birddseedd - August 31, 2014, 2:47 am
midnightgeorge
rockfan5 - January 18, 2013, 10:19 pm
This is just messed up, who on earth would make this...


Is He Slimy Enough Yet? -


TAGS: rand paul newtown victims
Rating: 2.67/5

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Rudedog - April 30, 2013, 12:23 am
Maybe taken out of context a little bit.
Curlyrocks - April 29, 2013, 9:42 pm
Ha good job, check another hero off the list.


YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP -




NEWT SUPPORTER - Jim Clyburn (can it get any worse)




GUN APPRECIATION DAY - Ask gun victims how much they appreciate it


TAGS: newtown massacre
Rating: 2.07/5

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Rudedog - January 19, 2013, 10:28 pm
Jews probably wish their guns weren't confiscated, gang members probably wish they had more, kids only wish they got to live.
Cannabal - January 19, 2013, 9:51 pm
Says the guy who equates the NRA with the Jews who were sent to concentration camps.
Oiler - January 19, 2013, 8:01 pm
5L Excellent poster PF.
foxrecon19d - January 19, 2013, 6:40 pm
Politicize tragedy for your own political gain, much?
foxrecon19d - January 19, 2013, 6:39 pm
Wish we had a gun the day we died but, unfortunately, all Obama gave us was a "no guns allowed sign" appreciston day.


NEWT GINGRICH - The Leader Of The Fourth Reich ...




HEY NEWT - How many service men was killed when Virginia rejected you?




NEWT - History is what I tell you it is




NEWT SUPPORT - like his support of Romneycare marriage #2 didn't last




LIE OF NEWT - court documents disagree with Newt's version of events




EYE OF NEWT - 3rd time is a charm




OPEN MARRIAGE - Newt Gingrich style (Will Nancy replace Callista?)




Obama The History Flunkie -




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